U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...