Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...