Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...