Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...