A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...