15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...