Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...