Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...