What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...