The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...