A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Candles
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Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...