Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...