Calling in Sick….
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
He was light fingered!
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