One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...