Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...