Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...