Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...