your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...