Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...