Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...