TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...