Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....