At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...