Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...