Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...