Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...