Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...