English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...