Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...