Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!