Urine Resample
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Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!