Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...