Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...