Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
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Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...