Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...