Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...