Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...