The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!