First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...