11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!