Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...