Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...