My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...