Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...