face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....