Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...