Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...