Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...