Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...