Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...