Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...